Cohort Analyzer & LTV Reporter (DTC)

Claude-powered cohort analysis: groups customers by first-purchase month + acquisition channel + first-product, tracks revenue + frequency + LTV over time, identifies which cohorts are compounding vs. churning, and generates the narrative executive summary. Answers the "are we building a business or just selling boxes?" question most DTC brands never honestly answer.

Discovered on Internal via @thetalkinghedge